December 2010
“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in...”
– Christopher Hitchens (via thebaffled)
Ladies and gentlemen, the great state of Texas. Take a bow.
(via savagemike)
Holy what. (via unicornsareace)
We should have elected Bill White, Texans. This is why we can’t have nice things.
November 2010
puff levels are H I G H: uminotenshi replied to... →
liztheninja:
uminotenshi replied to your post: Liz. Hey, Liz. Hey. I just read all of Works in Progress. And it’s awesome. And you’re in it. Liz, you’re in a webcomic. That…that just blows my mind. IT BLOWS MY MIND, LIZ. … And now I want to make a webcomic. A webcomic of all of my tumblr friends….
That’s true. I actually do the lineart on Bristol board nowadays and scan it in (I...
I've decided
I’m going to start edging my wardrobe towards “dapper”. I just like how it looks, as well as the idea of being overdressed for casual situations yet still more comfortable than everyone around me.
Suck it, society, with your t-shirts and tight pants with words written ‘cross the bum!
Charlie the Unicorn, Ace Detective: Asexual human... →
loveapprentice:
lifejustsucks-:
I hate when people say they’re “asexual” that’s impossible, I’m sorry. I don’t care if you take it as you don’t have sex with anyone, or you’re not physically or emotionally attracted to any sorts of people. Bottom line is, that is not literally being…
My science-head asplode
BUT DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE CENTRIOLES, SIR
Traveling
I am already sitting in the gate in the airport and it is 5:50 am. F. M. L. So. Hard.
My Black Friday
-Went to take family pictures
-Had coffee with meahmalade
-Exchanged birthday presents with meah
-GOT COMPLETE WORKS OF OSCAR WILDE FROM MEAH
-Got sick
-Went to go see Pictures at an Exhibition with sister and her boy-thing (incredibly good, except the guy that couldn’t play the trumpet in Samuel Goldbenerg and Schmuyle)
“Rainbow is now a verb.”
– Katherine (via unicornsareace)
Please use it in a sentence.
(via acutezza)
“And is that the one where the woman thinks there’s some sort of chemical in the water making it rainbow?” - Katherine
(via unicornsareace)
I feel less informed than I did two minutes ago.
I wrote a new blog post. →
Don’t get your hopes up.
“Rainbow is now a verb.”
– Katherine (via unicornsareace)
Please use it in a sentence.
It's my 20th birthday!
Now shower me with praise for having survived this long.
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion’s den unarmed, rash to navigate the...”
– Virginia Woolf, Orlando
Bullshit of the Day →
Callin’ it. Actually, I call bullshit on most self-help and interpersonal communication books.
Charlie the Unicorn, Ace Detective: If my eight... →
genderbitch:
iammyownmonster:
-sweettangerine:
iammyownmonster:
She thought things would be better by now.
My eight year old self would punch me in the face and tell me to suck it up. I was so much stronger as a child, when I look back at it. What the hell happened?
…
My eight year old self would want all my gadgets.
My client
…keeps breaking the website… oh well. They’re all 5 second fixes, at least.
Good news is I’ll be able to bill more hours than I originally quoted, because I went way over my quote. And I’ll have money! Fabulous!
“For here, we come to a dilemma. Different though they are, they intermix. In...”
– Virginia Woolf (Orlando)
You're gonna make out with Harry Potter TONIGHT →
Offline: A Study in Terms
unicornsareace:
IRL - In Real Life; i.e., off of the internet
meatspace - the dreaded Real World; all places IRL
devouring meatspace - spending time off of the internet (from Violet)
fleshfriends - as opposed to internet friends, those whom you know in meatspace with whom you are on actively friendly terms (from Katherine)
steakchops - people who inhabit meatspace
I haven’t heard...
I want this a lot. →
This would be the best ace ring.
Going home tomorrow
Which involves getting on a plane to Texas. Invasive security measures, here I come!
I wonder how long these security measures will be around. Because in case Tumblr hasn’t heard, they’re quite bullshit.
the-pineapple
Thanks for the follow!
Things to do tomorrow
-Write my lab paper -Make pretty maps in QGIS for said paper -Spend another five hours programming -Draw a comic -Not die (includes getting struck by lightning)
Oh dear
One things asexuals like having stroked: their egos.
*murmurs contentedly and makes no attempt to needle inflated sense of self*
Charlie the Unicorn, Ace Detective: Offended cis... →
taniada:
trannsexualferox:
From Fuck Yeah Gender Studies:
Anonymous asked: Cis is when you’re gender and behaviour aligns to your genitalia. So my previous ask was pretty valid, actually. Remember? The whole ‘manly man’ analogy? And what I said about cultural and visual cues - I…
Hmm… I use cis to describe myself and have never seen it as an insulting term. It’s just...
puff levels are H I G H: Open Mouth, Insert Foot →
lyricnote:
liztheninja:
Not sure if this is a thing outside of my school, but Str8 Talk is a panel of eight people (straight, questioning, gay, lesbian, transgender, asexual, pansexual) who talk about their identities and explain them for those who might not understand exactly what they mean, and then people ask…
HEY. HEY LIZ. GUESS WHAT.
oh god I don’t believe your timing XD
…..I am just...
Dear Rembrandt:
liztheninja:
acutezza:
liztheninja:
Jegus, I love you. I’m sorry that I haven’t been showing you enough appreciation later, but I really do love you.
Je t’adore, Rembrandt. Je t’adorerais toujours.
Love,
Me
Man, you are a loser. You didn’t love Rembrandt before? Heretic.
I have a similar reaction to those who don’t love Mucha.
The point of that post was to say that I did love...
Dear Rembrandt:
liztheninja:
Jegus, I love you. I’m sorry that I haven’t been showing you enough appreciation later, but I really do love you.
Je t’adore, Rembrandt. Je t’adorerais toujours.
Love,
Me
Man, you are a loser. You didn’t love Rembrandt before? Heretic.
I have a similar reaction to those who don’t love Mucha.
puff levels are H I G H: There is no A in LGBTQ... →
pianycist:
canyousaycunt:
inaworldgonemad:
All the asexual posts on Queersecrets is annoying. Not saying there is anything wrong with being asexual, but complaining like it is life threatening or that no one will love you because of it is a bit much.
:3 I love you
Not saying…
habloodyha:
Ich erinnere mich an die Weimarer...
“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s...”
– My Sisters Keeper by Jodi Picoult (via famouslast)
Well, this is profoundly incorrect.
(via unicornsareace)
I wouldn’t take anything Jodi Picoult writes as profoundly correct. Just profoundly marketable.
For Charles →
So I started reading Orlando by Virginia Woolf
What an eccentric performance book
Also, if I continue to actually read books I might actually make a sizeable dent in what’s on my shelf. So far it’s 3 down and about 22 to go.
